Problem: You need a rewards card at my local supermarket to get the best value. This card, however, tracks your purchases and your personal information to use for their marketing.

Solution: According to what I put down on the application for the card, I am a 64 year old lady living in a retirement home. Problem solved, they can't track me.

It makes me wonder what they think when I go for a late-night beer run, though...

Problem. American Idol just sucks. It's an overblown kareoke competition, and the "winners" it produces are nothing but tomorrow's one-hit wonders.

Solution: Votefortheworst.com.

My response would be "How can you tell who's worst on that show?"

This entry was posted by Kevin Creighton, on 5.02.2005. You can leave your response.